4th book; in which things happen (and not all of them are good) {Text/Video/Action/Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

//TEXT, no filter

Natu and Skarmory eggs for sale. Four of Natu, four of Skarmory. Natu egg moves include Return and Steel Wing, Skarmory egg moves include Return and Fly. Both will take roughly nine days to hatch. Price on advance.

{Because it had to happen sooner or later. There isn't a Pokedaycare post up yet, that will go up in a while. Sherlock Holmes is also advised not to bother asking.}

//VIDEO, no filter, accidental

{Ah, what a lovely day it is just south of Violet! The breeze is blowing, the grass is rustling... And a herd of very ANGRY Mareep are staring down one very scared Natu. It is actually possible to hear the electricity crackling off them. Also visible in shot is Nanao, who seems to have just realised that three-quarters of her current team is weak to Electric-types.}

{That and she is going to have to make a heroic sacrifice if she doesn't want her tiny tennisball bird to become crispy fried. Guess which choice she makes.}

{There's a crackle of thunder and lightning, the bird goes flying in one direction (knocked out, but only partially crispy), and Nanao gets to experience what it's like when you're hit by ten Thunder Waves at once.}

{...someone might want to go help her.}

//AUDIO, six hours later, filtered to the Shinigami, Envy, Miguel, Tulio, Souji, Crow, Heather.

{She sounds hoarse and horrible. But at least she's speaking! ...or mumbling. Hooray for paralysis?} I think I'm going to leave Violet fairly soon. Got the badge and everything. Big city lights callin' my name an' everythin'.

...don' ever get paralysed. Sucks.

{OOC: The badge was mod approved!}

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{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

But it wasn't my-- oh, fine. I promise to be more careful.

...

Thank you, Matsumoto. Really.

{Audio}

[conduit]

But you should be more careful anyways! I thought you learned your lesson with Scyther! [ REMEMBER THAT? ]

No problem, Nanao! Let me know when you're back in town so I can take care of you!

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

Oh, how could I possibly forget about that bloody Scyther? {YES}

I should be back... tomorrow-ish? I'll look forward to seeing you then!

{Audio}

[conduit]

You still have it, right, Nanao~? [ BUENO. ]

All riiiight!! If I see you on the news, I'll be angry~!

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

As a matter of fact, I don't. I don't have any idea of where it is, so just... stay clear of it. Treat is as if it were an Adjuchas.

{AND THEN SUDDENLY SERIOUS}

{but at least it's warranted}

{Audio}

[conduit]

If I find it, I'll give back to you! How about that?

[ She's .... not serious. And, she's not even treating it as an Adjucha. ]

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

How about you just leave it be - Matsumoto, it nearly killed me. I'm pretty sure it has a grudge against all humanity!

{ ;A; }

{Audio}

[conduit]

In that case, you shouldn't be representing us anymore Nanao! [ She giggles... when it comes to the sociopathic Scyther. Yep. ]

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

I beg your pardon.

{Audio}

[conduit]

You're not fun or friendly, Nanao! You're scary, and sometimes you're very harsh. If the soul society needs some positive PR, they need a party girl~!

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

Given who I work under, I think that needing to be harsh is a necessary trait. Otherwise, I'd drown in paperwork!

{Audio}

[conduit]

Aha! That's just like the other people in my division, except they've never stood up to me yet~! [ Hey, guess who delegates her paperworks to her underlings? And Shunsui sometimes....

Nanao, chances are, you've done Rangiku's paperwork. ]

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

{She knows she has. And one day she will get her revenge!!}

Well then, they need to grow a spine.

{Audio}

[conduit]

[ AHAHA BUT RANGIKU SAVED YOUR LIFE.

THEY'RE EVEN. ]

I sort of like that they're so obedient~! I don't know, Nanao! Those steps sound a little too large to take!

{Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

{Damn it.}

Maybe if you'd stop intimidating them so much.

{Audio}

[conduit]

Well, Nanao, I can't help it that I'm beautiful! [ Yes. This is why she gets away with a lot! ] I can't just ugly myself up so I have to do my own work! That's just disrespectful towards me and my beauty! And, it's a violation of my rights to flaunt my beauty!

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[bamfsecretary]

{That is the sound of someone choking on their own laughter.}

{Just when she thinks she knows you, you go and do something like this and turn all her expectations on their heads.}

{And it's hilarious}

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[bamfsecretary]

I don't that's listed on the Charter of the Rights of a Shinigami, somehow.

[conduit]

No, no, it is! I told one of the division 10 members to write it on! I even gave him my lipstick to use in case he ran out of ink! [ DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.... ]

[bamfsecretary]

It's a good thing I made it ink-repellent, then.

...I'm pretty sure that spell also prevent lipstick stains.

[conduit]

What do you mean there's a spell on it!? Then how can anything important be revised, Nanao?! [ THIS IS SERIOUS... ]

[bamfsecretary]

It can be revised if the proposed revision would benefit all Shinigami of Seireitei, and is not frivolous in any way, shape, or form.

You already violate the uniform code enough as it is.

[conduit]

I do not! My more open shirt was proved by the central 46 after they couldn't find a robe that'd fit me! [ ....Yep. That's a really sad story, and blackmail material Nanao. ]

I think a little more freedom would beneficial to all the shinigami~!

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[bamfsecretary]

...you've got to be joking me.

2/2

[bamfsecretary]

No, it wouldn't. Kyouraku is enough of a Casanova as it is - I don't particularly want to imagine what it would be like if the restrictions were, ah, loosened.

{liar liar pants on fire, she's totally thought about it.}