4th book; in which things happen (and not all of them are good) {Text/Video/Action/Audio}

[bamfsecretary]

//TEXT, no filter

Natu and Skarmory eggs for sale. Four of Natu, four of Skarmory. Natu egg moves include Return and Steel Wing, Skarmory egg moves include Return and Fly. Both will take roughly nine days to hatch. Price on advance.

{Because it had to happen sooner or later. There isn't a Pokedaycare post up yet, that will go up in a while. Sherlock Holmes is also advised not to bother asking.}

//VIDEO, no filter, accidental

{Ah, what a lovely day it is just south of Violet! The breeze is blowing, the grass is rustling... And a herd of very ANGRY Mareep are staring down one very scared Natu. It is actually possible to hear the electricity crackling off them. Also visible in shot is Nanao, who seems to have just realised that three-quarters of her current team is weak to Electric-types.}

{That and she is going to have to make a heroic sacrifice if she doesn't want her tiny tennisball bird to become crispy fried. Guess which choice she makes.}

{There's a crackle of thunder and lightning, the bird goes flying in one direction (knocked out, but only partially crispy), and Nanao gets to experience what it's like when you're hit by ten Thunder Waves at once.}

{...someone might want to go help her.}

//AUDIO, six hours later, filtered to the Shinigami, Envy, Miguel, Tulio, Souji, Crow, Heather.

{She sounds hoarse and horrible. But at least she's speaking! ...or mumbling. Hooray for paralysis?} I think I'm going to leave Violet fairly soon. Got the badge and everything. Big city lights callin' my name an' everythin'.

...don' ever get paralysed. Sucks.

{OOC: The badge was mod approved!}

Comments

[bamfsecretary]

It's a good thing I made it ink-repellent, then.

...I'm pretty sure that spell also prevent lipstick stains.

[conduit]

What do you mean there's a spell on it!? Then how can anything important be revised, Nanao?! [ THIS IS SERIOUS... ]

[bamfsecretary]

It can be revised if the proposed revision would benefit all Shinigami of Seireitei, and is not frivolous in any way, shape, or form.

You already violate the uniform code enough as it is.

[conduit]

I do not! My more open shirt was proved by the central 46 after they couldn't find a robe that'd fit me! [ ....Yep. That's a really sad story, and blackmail material Nanao. ]

I think a little more freedom would beneficial to all the shinigami~!

1/2

[bamfsecretary]

...you've got to be joking me.

2/2

[bamfsecretary]

No, it wouldn't. Kyouraku is enough of a Casanova as it is - I don't particularly want to imagine what it would be like if the restrictions were, ah, loosened.

{liar liar pants on fire, she's totally thought about it.}

[conduit]

Oh, come on, Nanao. You never thought about all of the cute things he'd dress you up in? Or the fact that you can simply deny them as he fawns over my fantastic outfit and buys me more free drinks?

Really Nanao? [ COME ON NANAO EVERYONE WINS... ]

[bamfsecretary]

Cute does not necessarily mean decent - and excuse me?! What do you mean, fawn all over you?!

{HEY ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT SHE CAN'T HOLD HIS ATTENTION}

[conduit]

Well, what can I say, Nanao~? He is quite the flirt! And cute doesn't mean one person decides what everyOne wears anyways. Freedom to dress means to dress up whatever.

[ yeah she's implicating that. ]

I love these two so much, IDE.

[bamfsecretary]

{wow r u d e}

You say that like I haven't worked my behind off under him for the past century. I know him, and I am perfectly capable of holding his attention!

{. . .}

I just choose not to. That's all.

They're lovely!

[conduit]

Hm? Nanao~? Why do you choose not to hold his attention? Is it because you love me so much you'd know I'd be devastated without my drinking buddy?

[ please say yes... ]

yes they are o3o

[bamfsecretary]

Because I don't want to add more fuel to the fire that I only achieved my position by sleeping with my Captain. Had you considered that?

{yeah she mad}

[conduit]

[ Hey! Nanao! Do you like the ground?

Because that's all you're seeing as Rangiku drops the feed in shock. ]

YOU DID WHAT NANAO?!

OW MY LUNGS

[bamfsecretary]

No, no no no - _{dear sweet baby Jesus, this is what I was trying to prevent!} I have NOT slept with Kyouraku Shunsui.


{AFCJCJVJHSS}

[conduit]

[ The high pitched shrieking and running seems to calm down a bit when she hears that. ]

Ah! Okay! Good! That you got your job naturally of course~! I'd be so shocked to hear one of our most competent lieutenants had to do that!

But you should get laid with him sometime, Nanao. The tension is just too big. [ She really hopes you didn't hear that out loud, Nanao. ]

1/2 MAYBE IDEK

[bamfsecretary]

{She is just burying her face in her hands right now, so her words are a little muffled.}

God, Matsumoto, what kind of a Shinigami do you take me for?!

2/??? I AM THE BONE OF MY KEYBOARD

[bamfsecretary]

{And there's an ominous pause}

. . .

3/?? REINFORCED PLASTIC IS MY BODY

[bamfsecretary]

. . .

Did you just--

4/??? AND WIRES ARE MY BLOOD

[bamfsecretary]

I should.... what?

{ERROR ERROR CANNOT COMPUTE}

5/???? I HAVE INPUTTED OVER A THOUSAND TYPOS

[bamfsecretary]

{REBOOTING NOW}

D-did you just say I should sleep with Kyouraku-taichou? Did that actually happen?

6/??? UNKNOWN TO VIRUSES

[bamfsecretary]

The, the tension is too much? What tension?!

{CPU RUNNING AT 100%, MELTDOWN IMMINENT}

7/10? NOR TO POPUP ADS

[bamfsecretary]

There is absolutely no sexual tension between us at all!! You must need your eyes checked or something because there is no way in heaven or hell that I would sleep with him!

8/10! SO AS I PRAY

[bamfsecretary]

Well, except for the fact that I have technically slept with him, in that I shared a bed with him in a strictly platonic sense.

9/10 UNLIMITED

[bamfsecretary]

But that doesn't change the fact that while I would like to have sex with him, I will not, for the sake of my reputation and the health of the Division I run almost solely by myself!!!

10/10 I-AM-DONE-WITH-THIS-COMBO WORKS

[bamfsecretary]

..........


Did I really just say that last bit out loud.