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bamfsecretary) wrote2012-04-17 02:00 pm
bamfsecretary) wrote2012-04-17 02:00 pm
Entry tags:
- !action,
- !audio,
- !text,
- !video,
- accidental video is accidental,
- ah help,
- always injured somehow,
- asdfghjk,
- being a shinigami is suffering,
- dame in distress,
- death by mareep,
- eggs eggs everywhere,
- fml,
- goddamnit,
- hideous injuries,
- holy shit what omg,
- horrible life decisons,
- johto hates her guts,
- never catching a break ever,
- ow,
- someone go save her,
- this post has it all,
- type alignments not hooray,
- yup she's a breeder
4th book; in which things happen (and not all of them are good) {Text/Video/Action/Audio}
//TEXT, no filter
Natu and Skarmory eggs for sale. Four of Natu, four of Skarmory. Natu egg moves include Return and Steel Wing, Skarmory egg moves include Return and Fly. Both will take roughly nine days to hatch. Price on advance.
{Because it had to happen sooner or later. There isn't a Pokedaycare post up yet, that will go up in a while. Sherlock Holmes is also advised not to bother asking.}
//VIDEO, no filter, accidental
{Ah, what a lovely day it is just south of Violet! The breeze is blowing, the grass is rustling... And a herd of very ANGRY Mareep are staring down one very scared Natu. It is actually possible to hear the electricity crackling off them. Also visible in shot is Nanao, who seems to have just realised that three-quarters of her current team is weak to Electric-types.}
{That and she is going to have to make a heroic sacrifice if she doesn't want her tiny tennisball bird to become crispy fried. Guess which choice she makes.}
{There's a crackle of thunder and lightning, the bird goes flying in one direction (knocked out, but only partially crispy), and Nanao gets to experience what it's like when you're hit by ten Thunder Waves at once.}
{...someone might want to go help her.}
//AUDIO, six hours later, filtered to the Shinigami, Envy, Miguel, Tulio, Souji, Crow, Heather.
{She sounds hoarse and horrible. But at least she's speaking! ...or mumbling. Hooray for paralysis?} I think I'm going to leave Violet fairly soon. Got the badge and everything. Big city lights callin' my name an' everythin'.
...don' ever get paralysed. Sucks.
{OOC: The badge was mod approved!}
Natu and Skarmory eggs for sale. Four of Natu, four of Skarmory. Natu egg moves include Return and Steel Wing, Skarmory egg moves include Return and Fly. Both will take roughly nine days to hatch. Price on advance.
{Because it had to happen sooner or later. There isn't a Pokedaycare post up yet, that will go up in a while. Sherlock Holmes is also advised not to bother asking.}
//VIDEO, no filter, accidental
{Ah, what a lovely day it is just south of Violet! The breeze is blowing, the grass is rustling... And a herd of very ANGRY Mareep are staring down one very scared Natu. It is actually possible to hear the electricity crackling off them. Also visible in shot is Nanao, who seems to have just realised that three-quarters of her current team is weak to Electric-types.}
{That and she is going to have to make a heroic sacrifice if she doesn't want her tiny tennisball bird to become crispy fried. Guess which choice she makes.}
{There's a crackle of thunder and lightning, the bird goes flying in one direction (knocked out, but only partially crispy), and Nanao gets to experience what it's like when you're hit by ten Thunder Waves at once.}
{...someone might want to go help her.}
//AUDIO, six hours later, filtered to the Shinigami, Envy, Miguel, Tulio, Souji, Crow, Heather.
{She sounds hoarse and horrible. But at least she's speaking! ...or mumbling. Hooray for paralysis?} I think I'm going to leave Violet fairly soon. Got the badge and everything. Big city lights callin' my name an' everythin'.
...don' ever get paralysed. Sucks.
{OOC: The badge was mod approved!}
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Really Nanao? [ COME ON NANAO EVERYONE WINS... ]
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{HEY ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT SHE CAN'T HOLD HIS ATTENTION}
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[ yeah she's implicating that. ]
I love these two so much, IDE.
You say that like I haven't worked my behind off under him for the past century. I know him, and I am perfectly capable of holding his attention!
{. . .}
I just choose not to. That's all.
They're lovely!
[ please say yes... ]
yes they are o3o
{yeah she mad}
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Because that's all you're seeing as Rangiku drops the feed in shock. ]
YOU DID WHAT NANAO?!
OW MY LUNGS
{AFCJCJVJHSS}
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Ah! Okay! Good! That you got your job naturally of course~! I'd be so shocked to hear one of our most competent lieutenants had to do that!
But you should get laid with him sometime, Nanao. The tension is just too big. [ She really hopes you didn't hear that out loud, Nanao. ]
1/2 MAYBE IDEK
God, Matsumoto, what kind of a Shinigami do you take me for?!
2/??? I AM THE BONE OF MY KEYBOARD
. . .
3/?? REINFORCED PLASTIC IS MY BODY
Did you just--
4/??? AND WIRES ARE MY BLOOD
{ERROR ERROR CANNOT COMPUTE}
5/???? I HAVE INPUTTED OVER A THOUSAND TYPOS
D-did you just say I should sleep with Kyouraku-taichou? Did that actually happen?
6/??? UNKNOWN TO VIRUSES
{CPU RUNNING AT 100%, MELTDOWN IMMINENT}
7/10? NOR TO POPUP ADS
8/10! SO AS I PRAY
9/10 UNLIMITED
10/10 I-AM-DONE-WITH-THIS-COMBO WORKS
Did I really just say that last bit out loud.
SHE'LL JUST HAVE THE SAME TROLL FACE HERE...
ldsnijfkbsdgv I can't even
{Very possibly, yes.}
this is love
best thread ever
...........................................
You think I'd have a child with him?
{She's just}
{broken}
{this is what you do to her, Matsumoto}
oh boy oh boy || 1/2
CAN PEOPLE EVEN BE BORN IN THE AFTERLIFE?! ]
Oh! Goodness, no, Nanao! Where did you get that idea!?
2/2
1/3 I think :|a
2/3
3/3 yep no crazy combo for you
aww ): /hopes for a 30 combo one day
1/??? YOU HAD TO SAY THAT DIDN'T YOU
2/I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS WILL BE
3/?? I am so sorry for your inbox
4/?? really so sorry
5/SEND HELP
6/this may go to twenty
7/?? possibly
8/?? LOOK AT IT GO
9/??
10/oh my god I can't even
11/WHAT IS AIR
12/WHAT IS SANITY
13/help I can't
14/I have lost my ability to can
15/NOUNS AND VERBS (fuu)
16/THIS IS THE LONGEST THREAD I HAVE EVER DONE
17/i just
18/have so many feels
19/20?? about the turn back the pendulum arc
20/20!!
21/21 FUCK I LIED
LMAO... this is all going over Rangiku's head see watch...
w h o o p s
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