bamfsecretary | 4th book; in which things happen (and not all of them are good) {Text/Video/Action/Audio}

//TEXT, no filter

Natu and Skarmory eggs for sale. Four of Natu, four of Skarmory. Natu egg moves include Return and Steel Wing, Skarmory egg moves include Return and Fly. Both will take roughly nine days to hatch. Price on advance.

{Because it had to happen sooner or later. There isn't a Pokedaycare post up yet, that will go up in a while. Sherlock Holmes is also advised not to bother asking.}

//VIDEO, no filter, accidental

{Ah, what a lovely day it is just south of Violet! The breeze is blowing, the grass is rustling... And a herd of very ANGRY Mareep are staring down one very scared Natu. It is actually possible to hear the electricity crackling off them. Also visible in shot is Nanao, who seems to have just realised that three-quarters of her current team is weak to Electric-types.}

{That and she is going to have to make a heroic sacrifice if she doesn't want her tiny tennisball bird to become crispy fried. Guess which choice she makes.}

{There's a crackle of thunder and lightning, the bird goes flying in one direction (knocked out, but only partially crispy), and Nanao gets to experience what it's like when you're hit by ten Thunder Waves at once.}

{...someone might want to go help her.}

//AUDIO, six hours later, filtered to the Shinigami, Envy, Miguel, Tulio, Souji, Crow, Heather.

{She sounds hoarse and horrible. But at least she's speaking! ...or mumbling. Hooray for paralysis?} I think I'm going to leave Violet fairly soon. Got the badge and everything. Big city lights callin' my name an' everythin'.

...don' ever get paralysed. Sucks.

{OOC: The badge was mod approved!}

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No, no no no - _{dear sweet baby Jesus, this is what I was trying to prevent!} I have NOT slept with Kyouraku Shunsui.

{AFCJCJVJHSS}

[ The high pitched shrieking and running seems to calm down a bit when she hears that. ]

Ah! Okay! Good! That you got your job naturally of course~! I'd be so shocked to hear one of our most competent lieutenants had to do that!

But you should get laid with him sometime, Nanao. The tension is just too big. [ She really hopes you didn't hear that out loud, Nanao. ]

{She is just burying her face in her hands right now, so her words are a little muffled.}

God, Matsumoto, what kind of a Shinigami do you take me for?!

{And there's an ominous pause}

. . .

. . .

Did you just--

I should.... what?

{ERROR ERROR CANNOT COMPUTE}

{REBOOTING NOW}

D-did you just say I should sleep with Kyouraku-taichou? Did that actually happen?

The, the tension is too much? What tension?!

{CPU RUNNING AT 100%, MELTDOWN IMMINENT}

Edited (WRONG HTML) 2012-06-28 00:50 (UTC)

There is absolutely no sexual tension between us at all!! You must need your eyes checked or something because there is no way in heaven or hell that I would sleep with him!

Well, except for the fact that I have technically slept with him, in that I shared a bed with him in a strictly platonic sense.

But that doesn't change the fact that while I would like to have sex with him, I will not, for the sake of my reputation and the health of the Division I run almost solely by myself!!!

Edited (forgot the chant) 2012-06-28 00:56 (UTC)

..........

Did I really just say that last bit out loud.

Edited 2012-06-28 00:57 (UTC)

Yes, yes, Nanao! You did! It just goes to show you that I'm right! There's tension! Belligerent, belligerent tension! Whenever he, in a slightly sexual situation is brought up, you get so defensive! It's absolute proof that you two need to break the ice and hit the sheets~! [ She's going to be killed for this, isn't she? ): ]

What part of he's my Captain don't you understand?! I can't sleep with him!

{Very possibly, yes.}

Of course you can! Just, like, confess and soon you two will be involved and living the perfect life of luxury with drinking, long walks on a beach with beautiful sunsets, apple picking in one of the Rukongai's less fortunate district, slaying hollows together! Then one beautiful night a miracle will happen and [ feel free to cut her off soon, Nanao. ]

{AFSDGDGAS;NKDSFLFS:khjdvbaszf}

...........................................

You think I'd have a child with him?

{She's just}

{broken}

{this is what you do to her, Matsumoto}

[ WHAT DID SOMEONE MENTION A CHILD?!?!

CAN PEOPLE EVEN BE BORN IN THE AFTERLIFE?! ]

Oh! Goodness, no, Nanao! Where did you get that idea!?

Unless you want a kid with him, I guess? [ Time to break her brain again!!! ] Do you want a kid with him?

{WELL HOW DID KYOURAKU-TAICHOU COME ABOUT, THEN}

You sort of implied it, and--

Edited 2012-07-03 00:55 (UTC)

. . .

{She actually seems to be thinking it over here.}

{After a loooooong moment of silence:}

....I'm not entirely sure.

[ She laughs off Nanao's consideration entirely. ]

You're right. He'd probably make a terrible father! [ Her giggles erupt into an uproar laughter. ]

. . .

B-but...

He is good with children.....

conduit - 2012-07-11 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

OW MY LUNGS

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1/2 MAYBE IDEK

2/??? I AM THE BONE OF MY KEYBOARD

3/?? REINFORCED PLASTIC IS MY BODY

4/??? AND WIRES ARE MY BLOOD

5/???? I HAVE INPUTTED OVER A THOUSAND TYPOS

6/??? UNKNOWN TO VIRUSES

7/10? NOR TO POPUP ADS

8/10! SO AS I PRAY

9/10 UNLIMITED

10/10 I-AM-DONE-WITH-THIS-COMBO WORKS

SHE'LL JUST HAVE THE SAME TROLL FACE HERE...

ldsnijfkbsdgv I can't even

this is love

best thread ever

oh boy oh boy || 1/2

2/2

1/3 I think :|a

2/3

3/3 yep no crazy combo for you

aww ): /hopes for a 30 combo one day

1/??? YOU HAD TO SAY THAT DIDN'T YOU

2/I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS WILL BE

3/?? I am so sorry for your inbox