bamfsecretary | twenty-ninth form; giving away things {video/action for goldenrod}

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twenty-ninth form; giving away things {video/action for goldenrod}

//action a - streets of Goldenrod
{If you're out and about in the lovely sunshine-filled streets of Goldenrod today (and why wouldn't you be?), you'll probably hear before you see an argument between one wheelchair-bound Ise Nanao, and her Alakazam.}
No, Kiyone, the fabric shop is that way, and the paper shop is that way.
Ala! Kazam ka alakazam!
I think I trust Kanji-san's directions - he's been there before, and you haven't!
Al. A. Ka. Zam.
No, you're wrong! H-hey, put me down! I'll have Shuuhei bite your ankles again!
{Kiyone's apparently given up on using words to win this fight, and has simply started levitating her and her wheelchair, and is marching off in a random direction just to spite her. You can a) laugh, b) stare, c) jam it in (why would you though) or d) try to help.}

//action b - Goldenrod Pokemon Centre
{Doop doop, doing the check-up thing, and checking the PC and- Wait. What was that.}
No. No way. I don't-

No.

//video, action for housemates.
{When the feed clicks on, Nanao, while still seated in her wheelchair, looks a lot less happy than she should be. A rather confused Mareep is curled at her feet.}

It seems that Edward Elric and Hawkeye have gone home, since I have recieved their Pokemon. {She breathes out slowly.} However, this leaves me with a real problem. I have a few too many Pokemon, and after talking it over with them, I am prepared to give away some of them.

Hitsugaya-san, I have already sent you your Golduck, but if anyone else would like to discuss with me the Pokemon you would like, please reply to this video. {She nods, and the video cuts out.}

{OOC: Right! The Pokemon that are up for offer are: a level 49 Venusaur, a level 15 Lapras, and a level 17 Ralts (that wants to evolve into a Gardevoir, not a Gallade.). Casanova the Ditto will be handed over to Souji's Breeding Extravaganza if no one wants it. Also, the call for housemates is still open! Nanao's house is a charming bungalow with clear views out to the sea on the southern outskirts of Goldenrod. Rent is P200 a month, and they're pretty much allowed to stay for as long as they want provided they help with the household things every now and again.}

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Ah. The Sudowoodo, I presume. Well, he's more than strong enough to defeat it.

{Aww, who's a good little duck thing? Just don't try to drown your master, okayyyy?}

{Hitsugaya just needs more badges. Of course.}

If he'd actually been trying, he would have been. He was simply antagonizing it for sport.

[Or rather in an attempt to get his master to lighten up without having to dunk him in the water. Had enough of that the last time!

Of course. If Whitney wouldn't call him a little kid or try to strangle him whilst calling him cute.]

...maybe it was an attempt at humour?

{Gosh, Hitsugaya, can't you take a joke? a-and yes, I don't think dunking would be much appreciated. Somehow.}

{...Nanao will be there to (not-so) gently remove her from his personal space, if he has need.}

Possibly. Not that it would have been humorous even if it hadn't chased us.

[He has no sense of humor! Nor does he see the point in watering a stone tree. And dunking, despite having a use in this heat, would definitely not be appreciated.

Oh, there might be a need. Eventually. Most likely.]

...Hitsugaya-san, I think you need to learn how to appreciate a joke.

{It will be an interesting day, that's for sure.}

[Have this face, Nanao. He really doesn't see the point of that.] Perhaps, if there's actual humor behind the joke.

[oh, it would. it would be one for the history books.]

It was amusing! It's just that you seem to have the sense of humour of a textbook.

Of calculus.

{...so's this one - or at least it's shaping up to be that way.}

Calculus has it's uses. I can't say the same for a sense of humor, especially when that energy could be better spent on other things.

[It certainly is. Especially since he believes every. single. word. he's saying.]

...even I have a sense of humour. You have Matsumoto of all people for a second-in-command, how on earth do you not have a sense of humour?!

{She cannot believe this. Not at all. Just... no.}

You just answered your own question, Ise. Dealing with Matsumoto for years tends to not leave room for humor.

[Welp, it's real and he's not changing anytime soon. ...give him a few months. He'll lighten up.]

...she's not that bad. I've known her for longer than you have.

{She will. That gives her enough time to prank him at Christmas, anyway.}

And how many times have you found her passed out drunk when there's work that has to be finished that day? She's different out of the office.

[Welp, so long as it doesn't involve any kind of dunking, he'll be good with it. Mostly.]

There was a time when she didn't do that, you know. But things changed, and she had to find a way to cope with that change. And if that meant drinking on the job, then. Well.

{No, why would she do that? This will involve mistletoe.}

Well, she's lucky she didn't end up working under Kurotsuchi. I doubt he'd let her get away with it.

[Because, really, this guy's used to it and lets her do it. He knows how memories can become demons, after all. Kurotsuchi...doubtful he'd get it.

...oh. He should be concerned, shouldn't he? Mistletoe is never a good thing.]

...Urahara was nicer. Kurotsuchi was a criminal, I still don't know why they didn't lock him up again....

{Memories become demons, eh? Well, this is beginning to rustle up some elder gods, in that case.}

{Possibly. Only if Matsumoto hears of it.}

Because they have a use for him. It's the only reason they'd keep someone that dangerous around after everything he's done.

[Several of them, for sure. No one has good memories of that man, after all.

...yep. Definitely concerned. She'll hear about it somehow and he'll be screwed.]

I suppose. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

. . .

You know, Urahara was the one who made me my glasses. He was strange, but very good at what he did.

{I swear that Matsumoto has ears like radar dishes - they pick up every piece of gossip within a five-kilometer radius.}

I don't think many people actually do, Ise.

[He certainly doesn't. The only one who doesn't seem to care is Zaraki, but that man is...something else.]

He still is, mostly. I can't say if his personality has changed since you knew him, but his workmanship is the same. His supplies never failed us when we needed them most.

[Try a ten-kilometer radius. She's far too good at picking up gossip for it to be only five.]

I wouldn't be surprised. I know Captain doesn't care for how he treats Nemu.

{...Zaraki's most definitely something else.}

That's good to know - even though I haven't experienced it yet, it's a comforting thought.

{You have a point there. Soi Fon could probably stand to learn a thing or two about information gathering from her.}

Do you know anyone who does? I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets involved sooner rather than later.

[Nor would he be surprised if there's a crowd at the 12th when that time comes, too. Zaraki may or may not be in it.]

Until he decides to turn you into a test subject for whatever he's come up with that time. Abarai had some odd tales about that.

[More like a thing or dozen. Especially about getting that stick out of her butt and loosening up. Matsumoto's good for that, among other things.]

Perhaps after this whole thing with Aizen cools down.

{She most definitely will, that's for sure. Kurotsuchi won't be able to pull anything freaky when he's restrained by kidou, after all.}

Perhaps I'll ask him about that if he ever shows up here again.

{...it had the opposite effect on him, though.}

Perhaps. Though it's doubtful that will happen anytime soon.

[Not unless he breaks free of the kidou somehow. And if that happens, well, he'll have the rest on him fast. Shouldn't get far.]

If you do, don't take whatever he says at face value. Some tales were just that.

[That might be because he's immune....or just doesn't care, really. He's used to it.]

...if I may, what was happening when you were pulled here?

{That gets him a slightly raised eyebrow.}

I think I've known Matsumoto-san long enough to take everything I hear with a tablespoon of salt - she can make the most ridiculous thing sound completely believable.

The exact same thing as when I first arrived here, only an hour or two later. We we still in battle with Aizen and his forces.

[Which really just made him angry; was he never going to be able to see that battle through? ...Did he even want too? Hard to say for sure.]

She does that with things that are true, as well. You might want to start taking them with a shaker of salt instead.

Still? That must be frustrating.

{Poor little tacker... but maybe that is for the best, what with Hinamori shishkabob.}

Is there enough salt in the world for her and her statements?

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