[I kid you not. ;;]

[He sees that grin and wonders just what kind of trouble he's landed himself in, but...too late to back out now.]

Try not to get ambushed in the process. Sparring when you can't get out of bed is something beyond even your talents.

[That's meant as a compliment, actually...and they'll probably both die. Someone's got to keep an eye on her while they're here...or something. Oi.]