bamfsecretary | first form; intro! {video} (backdated to christmas day)

Hello Route. Look at your Pokemon. Now back to me. Look closely at what's on your screen. It's an Abra!

...why is there an Abra holding a PokeGear. Hmm. Listen closely to the speaker. Verrrry closely. Apart from the squeaking sounds of fresh, virgin snow being trodden on, and happy little "Abra!" sounds from the fox-like Pokemon, there seems to be something else....

"GIVE THAT BACK NOW!"

Ah, yes. The sweet dulcet tones of one Ise Nanao, who, by the sound of it (if your eardrums weren't blasted by that yell) is chasing after that sassy little Abra who has her 'Gear. That sassy little Abra also jumped three feet into the air, sending the 'Gear flying in a wide arc, and eventually coming to a convienent landing in a nearby tree. All of route is then treated to the sight of a very flustered Nanao wrapped in a rather familiar haori chasing madly after the cheeky little fox. Cue yakety sax.

{ooc: Hello route! Feel free to reply, laugh, troll or do otherwise. :D Replies could come at any time.}

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{Well, she has to battle snowdrifts that are taller than her in places, soo....}

Gfasjk..! Christmas day?! You've got to be joking.

Well, I started walking this morning, and Kiyone seems to know where he's going... It could take a while, if what you said about these distances are correct.

{She slings the bag over her back}

[Soooo it'll take a while.

And not saying "I don't joke." again, either.]

The later routes are longer. The only way to Violet City from Cherrygrove takes a week or longer.

{Commencing battle with nature in 3, 2, 1, now!}

That is a bit ridiculous. {aaaand starting to walk through the snow} With the way the weather is going, I might see you in person in the middle of January, taichou!

[There's a reason he hasn't gone outside much despite wanting to, you know!]

Just be grateful you weren't here ten days ago. That blizzard lasted for nearly three days and trapped most everyone inside.

{She knows how much the Captain likes to be outside, so she just nods}

Three days... Captain, we've had worse blizzards than that in the Seireitei and Rukongai before.

True, but those blizzards rarely gave us over two meters of snow in a three day period. [This didn't last as long; it just dumped more snow in a shorter time.]

{She nods} You do have a point there.

...some of those were downright awful, though. {Three weeks was the longest one that she had ever experienced, and the Hollows had come right up to the 27th District}

[Nod of his own. He remembers a few, and none of them were pretty.]

Hollows are simpler to deal with than those blizzards were.

{Nature used Icy Wind! ....it's not very effective.}

That's true. Still, at least Kyouraku-taichou couldn't actually avoid the paperwork...

[Nature used Blizzard! But it missed!]

I'm sure he tried. [Matsumoto certainly did.]

{Nanao used Shakkaho! It's super effective!}

Nnno, he was actually suprisingly compliant, for once. Which is a bit odd. {Other members of her Division had tried, but once they saw Kyouraku actually doing work they all settled down again}

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